deadpool1973
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| Username | deadpool1973 |
| I am | Male |
| Age | 51 y.o. |
| Here for | Friendship |
| Looking for | Female |
| My match's age | from 38 to 48 |
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| Marital status | single |
| Children | want children |
| Sexual Orientation | Straight |
| Ethnicity | white |
| Religion | Christian |
| Do you smoke | light smoker |
| Do you drink | social drinker |
| Occupation | mechanic |
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| About me | Hello my name is Derek. I love making new friends so feel free to hit me up if youd like to know more about me. Blah blah blah............ :) Someone told me that online dating sites are littered with strange people, so I figured I should filter out the weirdos by asking some serious questions. Please answer carefully: 1) Have you at any point in your life been a fan of Nickelback? 2) Have you willingly watched more than one episode of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'? A yes on these questions will not necessarily eliminate you but I feel these two questions get to the very root of a person. Im completely serious all the time. Imagine someone with a serious expression on their face. Im making that facial expression right now.....freaky, isn't it? But as I was saying, I was born without a sense of humor or any hint of a personality. I wouldn't know a joke if one bit me on my @$$. I prefer short walks in the park, and cloudy night strolls. SKILLS: *can work a toilet seat * I can count to ten, even while blindfolded *Using phone keys, I can play both "Funky Town" and "Mary Had A Little Lamb" like an 18th century virtuoso.... that is if they had a phone or both of those songs in existence back then, but you know where Im going with this so... * I'm sarcastic, sophisticated, witty, dorky, sensitive and free-spirited. Also I am a huge fan of adjectives. WHO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET: Ideally I'd like to meet a hot lingerie model heiress that owns a Ferrari dealership but this is not set in stone, so if this is not you, don't let this discourage you from contacting me whatsoever. I am pretty flexible. If you are interested, contact me. If you are smiling right now, then contact me. Let me see that beautiful smile DEREK |
