Sergeant: What is her
height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not
sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim,
not really fat.
Sergeant: Color
of eyes?
Husband: Sort of
brown I think. Never really noticed.
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my truck. Sergeant: What kind of truck was it? Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck
