A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie
appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live
forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant
eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after a Labor government balances
the budget and eliminates the debt.
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
