INSTALLING
A HUSBAND
Dear
Tech Support,
Last
year I
upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband
1.0 and noticed a distinct
Slow
down in
overall system performance, particularly in the flower
and
Jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In
addition,
Husband
1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
·
Romance
9.5
and
·
Personal
Attention
6.5,and then
installed undesirable
programs such as
·
NHL
5.0,
· CFL
3.0
and
·
Golf
Clubs
4.1.
Conversation
8.0no longer runs,
and Housecleaning
2.6
simply crashes the system.
·
Please note
that I have tried
running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.
What
can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR
DESPERATE,
First,
keep in
mind,
·
Boyfriend
5.0is an
Entertainment Package,
while
·
Husband
1.0is an
operating system.
Please
enter
command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML
and try to
download Tears
6.2
and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0update.
·
If that
application works as
designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically
run theapplications
Jewelry
2.0 and
Flowers
3.5.
However,
remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to
Grumpy
Silence 2.5,
Happy
Hour 7.0 or
Beer
6.1.
·
Please note
that Beer 6. 1
is a very
bad program that will download the Farting andSnoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever
you
do, DO
NOTunder any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
In
addition,
please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0 program.These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband
1.0.
In
summary,
Husband
1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve
memory and performance. We recommend
·
Cooking
3.0and
·
Hot
Lingerie 7.7.
Good
Luck
Babe!
Tech
Support