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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws | Forum

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billyHill Moderator
billyHill Mar 11 '15
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws


Light travels faster than sound.  This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


Those who live by the sword get shot by those who  don't.


Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll

get it wrong.


The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.


The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.


A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.


When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the

hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get

out of jury duty .

The Forum post is edited by billyHill Mar 11 '15
spectrumAU Moderator
spectrumAU Mar 11 '15
Yep 
Jstnona
Jstnona Mar 12 '15
Good one...
Willi
Willi Feb 4 '18
Addendum:


As soon as a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.



Early bird gets the worm - early worm becomes breakfast !



Politicians are the people with the task of solving all the problems, that would not exist without them...



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