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Focusser
Focusser Sep 28

On the first night of their 
honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the 
husband gathers his nerve and says, “I have a confession.”

She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.”

Recoiling, he says, “Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks.”

coloradosweetheart
he he he 
The Forum post is edited by coloradosweetheart Sep 28
Focusser
Focusser Sep 28

Quote from coloradosweetheart he he he 

One of those little things you find out, after you get married.
coloradosweetheart
Oh, I'm well aware... 
The Forum post is edited by coloradosweetheart Sep 29
billyHill Moderator
billyHill Sep 29
I don't know anyone that eats socks..... .hmmm..
Focusser
Focusser Sep 29

Quote from billyHill I don't know anyone that eats socks..... .hmmm..

My washing machine eats socks, I always have an odd one after they've been washed.
billyHill Moderator
billyHill Sep 30
that is true. Its either the washer or dryer here in my house. Put 2 in, and you are lucky to get 2 back.

I did find out how true it the washer is the culprit though. The drain stopped up and I took it apart to check what was in it..... lots of hair, Q-tips, and socks!! How in the world can the socks make it through those tiny holes?? 

I have yet to find a sock in the exhaust for the dryer, but I am not discounting the possibility exists on it.

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